Unity Community Member Services and Business Directory
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Meester Billy Joe Gnomish III
I’ve been doing this a long time! I’m amazing! I grew up in a very small town of about 3 people. We lived in the Forest of Enchantment where everything was magical and perfect. Upon reaching adulthood at the age of 349, it was time to leave the forest and move to New York City. I cut my teeth there cleaning the sewers and secret underground dwellings below the subways. Fortunately, I found a great dentist to fix my teeth, but that taught me a good lesson: I love cleaning dirty places!
Now that I live in the forests of Dechutes County, I am available for hire in any area within a day’s pony ride from my tree fort.
I can clean just about anything because of my small size. Being a Gnome has its advantages and disadvantages. Gnomes are impervious to harmful vapors, so I can clean the nastiest places with no problem. On the downside, Gnomes are notorious for telling lies and so my estimates could be flat out wrong. I do take great pride in my work though! That’s no lie.
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